MMM Event #26: Mike Q VS Plasticine Cube
Posted by meekrat on July 3, 2009
NOTE: People, please, Event #23 is tied-up. It needs one more vote. Would someone please vote on it so it can get resolved? Thank you.
Xig: If beings from Megia are coming to Earth, I wonder who’ll be next? Ah, a shooting star falls from the heavens! I wonder…
Mike Q: ************************************!
Xig: Hm. Judging from his markings and language, I would think this is Mike Q. Except he’s completely naked, save for his unibrow and tattoo. Oh dear.
Mike Q: Who the **** are you? What the **** am I doing on this ******* piece of **** planet? Where’s my ******* board?
Xig: I have no idea. You’re on the list, however, so you must undergo a challenge! Against someone!
Mike Q: Who’s the ******* I have to beat down?
Plasticine Cube: What ho, good flesh-pods! I come from time!
Xig: You shall face him!
Plasticine Cube: Oh? A challenge? What must I do? Perhaps a test of wits? Or a physical challenge?
Xig: That’s it. I know what you two will have to do. A PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!
Plasticine Cube: I see, but why are you shouting?
Mike Q: So let’s ******* get to fighting.
Xig: Ah, not a fight. A physical challenge. Like on Double Dare.
Mike Q: How the **** do you know about ******* Double Dare? You’re from a ******* different ******* planet.
Xig: The waves traveled. You two shall have to do the one where you catch things in bucket-hats, flipped by someone else with a giant spatula. It shall be glorious.
Plasticine Cube: Who will do the flipping?
Xig: I shall do the flipping. Onwards to flippancy!
