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[Deity Guy floats into the arena with Mike P riding on one of his edges]
Deity Guy: So that’s when I said, “You’ve got a lot more than that, pal!” Hahaha! Get it?
Mike P: What am I supposed to “get”?
Deity Guy: The joke, silly!
Mike P: What joke? We sat in silence the entire way here, and then you suddenly blurted out that punch line when we walked through the door.
Deity Guy: Well maybe I didn’t tell it right, Mr. Perfect.
[Mike P shakes his head and leaves. Deity Guy notices that Doctor Derangemo is already on the floor of the arena playing a game of jaks. Tampon-Bot: and Gerald, Doctor Derangemo's handyman, are next to him.]
Doctor Derangemo: Jaks, jaks, jaks, jaksy-jaks, jaks. Come play jaks with me, Tampon Bot!
Tampon-Bot: I can‘t. You didn’t give me hands, only steel tampons. [starts to whine]
Doctor Derangemo: That’s right! You’re made in the most perfect image of that melancholic robotic rogue, Edward Scissorhands! But with tampons! Steel tampons! Oh well, more jaks for me! Jaks, jaks, jaks…
Gerald: It’s okay, Tampon Bot. If I had steel tampons instead of hands, I wouldn’t have hands, either.
Tampon-Bot: [still whining] That’s the worst attempt at comfort ever!
[Gerald shrugs. Doctor Derangemo throws his tiny rubber ball violently at the steel jaks littering the ground, causing a few to become airborne and hit the wall. Gerald and Tampon-Bot now notice Deity Guy looking at them all expectantly.]
Doctor Derangemo: Haha, delightful!
Gerald: I hate to interrupt, but there’s a giant floating pyramid with an eyeball in the middle staring at you.
Doctor Derangemo: Do tell him I’m busy running, uh, science stuff, or something. You know, that thing I do with science sometimes.
Gerald: Experiment?
Doctor Derangemo: Yes! Good, Jerald! “Experiment”. He’s probably not a scientist, so he’ll never know that it’s a fake word! Tell him I’m “experimenting”.
Deity Guy: [sighs] Doctor Derangemo, you and Tampon Bot are slated to face Crazy Jesus and Mad Monkey Jesus in an event, remember?
Gerald: [looks at his watch] Speaking of the insane Jesi, where are they? They should have been here by now.
[On cue, Doctor Derangemo's alarm-o-phone, which has been sitting in his pocket, rings. Doctor Derangemo answers.]
Doctor Derangemo: Yes, Tal, what is it? I’m busy “experimenting”. [snickers]
Talia Andreos: [through static] Doc… crazy… stealing… wetting everything… come now… monkey’s feces…
Crazy Jesus: [in background] Crazy Jesus… wet ya! [disconnects]
Doctor Derangemo: Again?! This is the last straw! Tampon Bot, to me at once!
[Tampon-Bot runs over as best he can, sliding as he does along the way due to having smooth steel tampon legs. Doctor Derangemo jumps onto Tampon-Bot’s shoulders.]
Deity Guy: Where are you going? You can’t leave!
Doctor Derangemo: I’ll show those Jesi that I can steal from my castle better than anyone else! Tampon-Bot, away!
[Tampon-Bot runs out of the arena with Doctor Derangemo on his back. Gerald, holding a small metal box with a screen in it, walks up to Deity Guy.]
Gerald: Look, Tal installed a button camera on Derangemo’s lab coat a couple of months ago just in case he got lost in the basement again. It’s generally just used for tracking purposes, but if you give me a minute, I can probably decipher the code on this monitoring device and tap into the camera.
Deity Guy: That settles it, then. The event shall be decided by whomever can burglarize Derangemo’s castle more efficiently.

Learn more about the characters:
Doctor Derangemo
Tampon-Bot
Crazy Jesus
Mad Monkey Jesus